well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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