I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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