Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
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