that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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