Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Drunk walkin through police station. America
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
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he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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