erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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