she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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