I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
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His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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