I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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