just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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