I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
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