Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
last night I used snow as a chaser
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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