Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
17 year olds will be the death of me.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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