I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
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for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
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But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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