i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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