He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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