I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
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I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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