so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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