I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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