i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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