so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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