do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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