Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
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I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
My feet surprised me
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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