drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Dick very happy bro
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