oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
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I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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