I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You made out with two different species that night
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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