Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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