We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
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Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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