also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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