What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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