the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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