I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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