More tranny stories later!
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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