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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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