I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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