Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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