Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
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