Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Randomize
