no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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