He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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