Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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