So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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