I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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