I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
True college students do jello shots in the library
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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