And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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