i'm signing you up for texting rehab
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
my nose is crying tears of wow.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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