some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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