last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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