too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
why do cheetos always look like penises
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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