Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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