he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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