you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
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I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
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