Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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