Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
You ate ashes out of my bong
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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