My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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