Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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