I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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